A man says to his doctor “Doctor, I have an embarrassing sexual problem”
The doctor says “Tell me about your sex life,
“The man says “Well, first thing in the morning, the wife and I have a quick ‘morning glory’.
Then I go to work and about eleven o’clock my secretary gives me a BJ at my desk.
I nip home at lunchtime and do the wife over the kitchen table,
then after work I go to see my mistress from five until seven.
Then after dinner my wife and I generally hit the bed early for a serious session, sometimes two or three.”
“I see,” says the doctor, “and what seems to be the problem?”
“Well,” says the patient, “it hurts when I m*sturbte.”
